i like shoujo manga, animals, n intersectional / 24 / yea
getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don't worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets "i love smoking cigarettes indoors"
Orange cats need to be named ‘just some guy’-esque names. I see orange cats that are named Patrick or Dave or Bob and I’m like “yeah, exactly”. My orange cat is named Tommy even though she’s a girl because she’s truly a Tommy.
Henry Croutons…..
trying not to bawl in class over henry croutons
Reuben Wilson ☝️
*sniffles* he is so beautifully remarkably silly
Me: So there's been a lot more beheadings than usual, right? And decapitations?
Girl, leaning their weight against the hilt of a greatsword: That's Crazy
the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’
like fr fr
Man, I kinda wanna be like Silence Brand! but unfortunately "Yascar" is like really, really funny
its been a long day pass the cursed amulet
why do i feel the urge to replace my wardrobe with similar but more revealingly cut clothing 🤨 brooo did you get the cursed amulet that makes you horny instead of the one that makes you go mad with power. you know i can't be trusted around the horny amulet bro
Hey everybody I think I got scammed today!! So I’m opening bust commissions along with my full time job to save myself. They’re $85 each (+70 per extra character) with indefinite slots for now! email me @ wellhellart@gmail.com if you’re interested!
Also if you can’t afford a commission but want to help my kofi is here!! Thank you so much!
Ok I did get scammed out of a lot of money!! Opening these along with sketch commissions for $45!!
